Mundane bingo card

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Taking the pet to the vet	identical twins: messing with people via resemblance to twin	Traffic police stop you for an 'infringement'	-trying exotic foods like apples and white bread	lost glasses
housework	stuck in traffic	-having mediocre sex with the significant other	Taking the fourth cold shower of the day to cool off	missed phone call
burglary (foiled or successful)	Snow plow depositing a ton of snow in front of your driveway just after you finish shoveling.	FREE SPACE!	-riding in a jeepney or tricycle or kalesa	Reading the newspaper
Waiting in line at a coffee shop.	Previous user of shower used all the hot water.	travel disaster: transportation leaves without you	laughing so hard your stomach starts hurting	Texting
Walking the dog	Motorbike breaks down on side of road but there's always someone nearby who can fix it	Making a grocery order for the month.	waiting for the train/bus to arrive	Watching a DVD