Dear parents

[adalger]

I'm starting a collection:
stuffparentssay

Please, come contribute your random parenting on-sequiturs! :)
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Comments

[erika]

Hm, is it okay to contribute awesome things my parents say, or is it only for parents to contribute things that they would never have said before they were parents?

[adalger]

I'm not policing whether people have kids, but the theme is for things said by parents that are specifically inexplicable and/or incomprehensible from the point of view of other child-free adults while being completely reasonable to other parents. Things like, "Why is there jelly in my shirt pocket?" :)